I am sure most of you have heard this one, but I can’t get over how funny it is. Here’s a little gyno humor for your Friday. Enjoy!
“I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologists when early one morning I received a call from his office: I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30am. I had just packed everyone off to work and school and it was around 8:45 already.
The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn’t have any time to spare. As most women do, I’m sure, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in “that area” in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure that I was presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he called me in. Knowing the procedure, as I am sure all women do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from there.
I was a little surprised when he said: “My…we have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven’t we?”, but I didn’t respond.
The appointment over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day went normal, some shopping, cleaning and the evening meal, etc. At 8:30 that evening my 14 year old daughter was getting ready for a school dance, when she called down from the bathroom, “Mom – where’s my washcloth?”
I called back for her to get another one from the cabinet.
She called back, “No – I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it.”"
And this just in, as my mother just informed me, my step-grandfather, who was an obgyn, once had a woman come in, who had used a tissue from her purse to last-minute prep herself prior to her visit, had a green stamp stuck to her hoo-haw. Talk about a sticky situation!!!
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